Bro-To Very Useful Face Cream
OR! 4 equal payments of $7.75 Huh?
A lightweight, non-greasy moisturiser full of the exact stuff manly male stuff skin really needs. Like anti-oxidants, hydration, and sweat carefully scooped off a champion rodeo bull’s forehead.
This moisturiser is for every bro: young bros, old bros, dry or sensitive-skinned bros. It will deeply nourish the skin, protect it from wrinkles, make it smooth, and keep your manly, male face moisturised, soft, and young looking. Today, and in 20 years time.
Also, it has a masculine, woodsy, gun-smokey fragrance that any cowboy or wrestler would be proud to flaunt. (Or woman. We love wearing it, too.)
Apply to clean skin at night (ideally, after Bro-To Properly Clean and Bro-To Face Hero). If using in the morning, also wear sun protection. Do not use to grease a bicycle chain.
Water, shea butter, sweet almond oil, apricot kernel oil, glyceryl oleate citrate, amla berry extract, arachidyl alcohol, behenyl alcohol, avocado oil, sunflower oil, mango butter, milk thistle ethyl ester, benzyl alcohol, coenzyme Q10, arachidyl glucoside, tocopherol, sodium citrate, lysolecithin, sclerotium gum, xanthan gum, pullulan, dehydroacetic acid, natural fragrance and monstertruck fumes. No: Parabens, PEGs, sulfates (SLS/SLES), GMOs, mineral oils, petrolatum, synthetic colours, animal testing, diamonds.
New Zealand rainwater. Mostly used as a solvent to dissolve many of the ingredients used for their skin benefits.
A rich moisturising butter that comes from the African Shea Tree. Contains high levels of vitamins and essential fatty acids which helps to improve skin elasticity and revive dry skin.
Sweet almond oil
A gentle, nourishing oil suitable for all skin types (especially dry and sensitive ones). Rich in essential fatty acids, vitamins and amino acids, it helps to soften and nourish the skin.
Apricot kernel oil
A light, gentle oil that comes from the kernels (seeds) of apricots. High in essential fatty acids and vitamins E and A, it helps to balance, nourish and soften the skin.
Amla berry extract
A powerful anti-oxidant with very high vitamin C content, amla berry extract helps eliminate free radicals (found in UV rays, toxins and environmental pollutants) and keeps the skin young & fresh.
A mild nonionic (a surfactant used for lush creams) emulsifier derived from olive oil. It is used to blend oil & water together.
A mild co-emulsifier derived from olive oil. It is used to blend oil & water together.
A rich, nourishing oil that is high in essential fatty acids and vitamins A, D and E. Helps to restore moisture to dry and damaged skin. Good on toast.
A light oil with high levels of vitamins A, D and E as well as essential fatty acids helping to soothe and replenish dry skin. Hopeless on a flower crown.
A deeply nourishing butter obtained from the mango seed. Soothes, moisturises and combats dry skin. Also a recommended ice cream flavour.
Obtained from the honey bee, beeswax is used to help improve the consistency of the cream. Also used to tell people to buzz off. “Betty, it’s none of your beeswax.”
Naturally present in the body, environmental factors reduce the levels of CoQ10 in the skin. The application of CoQ10 has antioxidant and skin soothing effects, and help improve the signs of aging.
A preservative which protects Go-To products from spoiling by destroying microorganisms and their growth (ick).
A preservative which protects Go-To products from spoiling by destroying microorganisms and their growth (thank god).
Derived from natural plant extracts. Makes stuff smell good.